Romeo and Juliet Shakespearean Insults #2

Grahams vs. Tewksburys

Graham: "Tis' unbelievable we were once friends for thou art a pernicious, iron-witten clotpole."

Tewksbury: "Nay, thou art the knavish, ill-breeding rabbit sucker! Twas' a privilege for thou to even talk to me."

Graham: "Thou just erased all remorse I felt for killing thy haungty, heavy-headed son, the resemblance was uncanny."

Tewksbury: "Thou roynish, eye-offending, canker-blossom! If thou hadst not stolen my cattle, perhaps I wouldn't of had to shoot thy shrill-gorged, lily-livered, rampallion cousins."

Graham: "Nay, thou snatched my cattle and land! Thou should be gracious I ceased firing so that thy clay-brained, onion-eyed wife could bury thy child and friend."

Tewksbury: "Listen thou brazen, empty-hearted miscreant, when thou art last man from thy family standing, with my own hands, I will kill thee."

Graham: "Thou art a distempered, ill-nurtured, raw-boned weak-hinged moldwarp and thou will be dead long before I will be."

Tewksbury: "Only time will tell, horn-mad, fat-kidneyed, muddy-mettled hedge-pig. Goodbye."